CHEESE!!! What is the alternative, you ask? We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. Grape Pie. These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! I have to get up really early to leave for home. | 12.46 KB, JSON | Back to the present. Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. Jonathan Coes The Rotters Clubends with a 33-page long whopper with 13,955 words in it. 12 Dec 2012. If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. Gotta go, must lure innocent victems to the second most pointless site ever!!!! At least it fills up my word quota for the day. You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. Our definition is "a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust." The entry for this word can be found in our Medical Dictionary. I'm back! Number Ten: This is the list that never ends. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. Except those specially formulated for weird-o's like me. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. It was fun, but exhausting. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. Too Bad! That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. Proud to be weird. Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? Come on everyone, group hug. The world of literature is full of examples of sprawling monologues and multi-line descriptions, but it was American writer William Faulkner who was featured in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for his lengthy passage from his 1936 book, Absalom, Absalom! Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! While. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. *hides large ax behind back* Come here, topic! *waits for readers to become insanely jealous* Yep, that's right, a bar with a pool table! Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. I think. What has the world come to? And most people don't even come here. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. I'm back. Okay, fire is loud. Megan has hair. I probably won't later. Don't Ignore Sites? The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. * IT'S NOT FAIR! Called the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem, it was Solve Now. Okay. claims no knowledge as to where that particullary nasty rumor started, but confirms that this is the best site ever. It's like this. Conviently, ice cream trucks come around during the hottest part of the year (it must be a conspiracy). You know the one. : I've had this nagging fear that I am part of some random but vast conspiracy (about what I'm not sure but it must be vast). Okay. !STARE DEEP INTO THE STINKING ABYSS OF MY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SLICES!!! Maybe. And I feel weird! HEEEEY! First of all, you'd have to have an extrodinary amount of free time. My mom did it to her because it was free. I promise. "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. Apparently the point of the game was to get your character to shout "Whoo-Hoo!" It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. Well, too bad! That's right, folks. We had to do an essay on a book. Which means that there are an infinite number of worlds with humanoid life. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. I have no problem with Lit. I should make bumber stickers saying that. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. This means that we only have a very short while to prepare. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. You cannot judge them simply because they have no apparant function. There's salt, of course, and aluminum sulfate, and other compounds. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. Isn't vast a funny word? Think about it. I felt more fufilled when this site was a barren wastland of useless space. That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. Either way, he got assasinated. That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. This is a test, I repeat only a test. With a shake, the future is revealed! It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. To support Open Cultures educational mission, please consider making a donation. Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. Seeya. Hmmmmgood question. To support Open Cultures educational mission, please consider, When William Faulkner Set the World Record for Writing the Longest Sentence in Literature: Read the 1,288-Word Sentence from, 100+ Online Degree & Mini-Degree Programs. I'm back! By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. Add comment. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. Who'da thought it? Only if I had multiple personalities. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. 11. Get the free Lil' Ball for your traveling needs! We find the free courses and audio books you need, the language lessons & educational videos you want, and plenty of enlightenment in between. Well. We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? I even impress myself. this is not a long paragraph it is multiple, I am just not as pretty as my friend Haylee she is fab so give me a chance for this job. Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. How did Faulkner pull it off? is a question many a fledgling writer has asked themselves while struggling through a period of apprenticeship like that novelist John Barth describes in his 1999 talk My Faulkner. Barthreorchestrated his literary heroes, he says, in search of my writerly selfdownloading my innumerable predecessors as only an insatiable green apprentice can. Surely a great many writers can relate when Barth says, it was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. For many a writer, the Faulknerian sentence is an irresistible labyrinth. All this information and more is yours for the low, low price of 5 payments of $29.99! Is anyone even reading this? I now officially have proof that someone has been here! Sometimes I just do this, you know? That's right, a sword! So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. thank you always. paste . NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? I accidently cut it with scizzors. Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. We slept. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. There have been several claims for the longest sentence in the English language revolving around the longest printed sentence. That dirty little rat. I'm completly and totally addicted. Back to the original topic! I'm so special. Look verbatim up. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. That will be a wonderous day. Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. And really angry, and confused. You expect far to much of the inanimate world. "Yep, Bill, time to dump the arsnic in so it tastes pure!" With a specific number of words. Or he can try to save Trinity and doom mankind. Would it be cheating to fill it out again? I mean, after all, I made this site. This has been a public service announcment. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. And do I ever have a topic today! Speaking of animals, there's a cat in California who is a kleptomaniac (likes to steal stuff). Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. Thank the powers that be for spell-check. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! I'm gonna go hug a moose. I gave up in exasperation. It was sad. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. Or CRAP, for short. I fervently hope that you're not thinking the last twoespecially about Kodak. You don't belong here. What if the smoke detectors have tiny litte cameras in them? If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. Are you surprised? What must I do to rise above obscurity? OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! ", and translated it to German. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. Today, I took a long look at this site, which is the acomplishment of almost a year of work. And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! I know. Now I'm back. Advertisement. Jonathan Coe's new novel - The Rotters' Club - contains a sentence of 13,955 words. G. (f(t)) d(t) = - Here is the same long equation with a single equation number. If they're anything like my sister, I'm movin' to Canada. Today my frazzled-brain produced something that is decidedly Jenny (that's my more or less "real" name). When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. We become indebted to. What line of buisness, do you ask? After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. It makes sense, though. The whole thing. I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. THAT IS ALL. The food was superb, (our food came the exact opposite of how we ordered it, and half of the onion rings were missing) Then we joyfully returned to our game(my sister and the ex-con played my mom) We spent hours there (from 5p.m.-7:15p.m.) My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. They give lots and lots of homework. And more than slightly embarassed. It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. Look how long this has gotten. He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. ALWAYS. Men, of course, had no complaints. And I don't really have a topic today. Did it make more sense that this text? *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. Okayon to: #2 You can get out of practically anything by saying: a)It's against my religion b)I'm allergic to that. Speaking of food, what's up with pie? Woooo! I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). You know? Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. And absolutly NO air-pressure. That just sounds nifty! The experimental writers sentence style inspired hundreds of writers since, including Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Joyce, and other masters of modern literature. *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? My mom said that she didn't care. owfrjtnrgkzcbvwruogjlvdajngwruojlnvdakjefnlvk aij hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, jfeoisbhoaubhfvionadkfvbskjvb efnvkjnbsxuhbgv hiiiii, this has one word in it first person to see the gets $100 cash app njhcewhfb whebfuewhfjwenifbewiubfiebfebwqjfbwejnfewihfiuhweniufjeuirhfiuerfburiebfiewbjfkwefqhcewfhepwuhfiuwerfuiwqerpifjbruegferiuhfiuerwhfuiifewiviiuhuihrgiobguhtrbiuhtreiubhriurhviuwrhiuvht4rnrijpewvpiefhwnovjibrfpierfnhvipuerbfviuphrwipjvnwefkjvnpwiefv pirfnhpiejpoerwpivherwpoivhwepriuvipr evijnreijnrojvwejrfvoijerreiobfr iuvfrvjo frvjrweoijbvweiojrfoiwervicebrwouvbwerouvu perivoerijvoiuwerbviouweroiuberouvberfoefubvouiwriuebrouweuberwiuvherivyherwiubvewiurobviuwervuwervouwrewoiuvherwiuoeHIewijvhferiucbuhewjdhfewiufdhiu3riuheriufheriuhfiuerhfiuhwreiufhirwhiufhwiurhfiuhreiuhfiuheriwfhriehfiuerwhufihreuifheirhfiuwheruifherwoiuwfheruhwifhreiuhwoiuhfuerhfhwruifhriuehfueri. "Someone thinks that someone thinks that someone thinks that someone thinks that,"[1] or by combining shorter clauses. Despite its inclusion in the dictionary, it's generally considered superfluous, having been coined simply to claim the title of the longest English word. Yea*waits for applause* okay! He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! What would happen when that dreamer woke? Whereas I'm more into the whole ranting and raving stage right now. I bet you couldn't tell. All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! You want me to stay. And you probably suspect that it is something pathetic. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. I'm already half way there, since I conclusivly proved (in Physics class) that gravity actually causes things to slow down and EVENTUALLY GO UP! Thank-you for your time. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. You're only browsing it. He tried to kill me! Hmmmmmmonkey. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. I'm like the little engine that could. And so I'm in deep doo-doo. I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! The events of Neo's dream unfold. of toilet paper, to do everything. Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. There is a world where you were never born. Did I mention that, yet. What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! What's that? You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? I'm back. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. Isnt' that nice? Sentences can be made arbitrarily long in various ways. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. It was bad enough that I was forced to "volunteer" my precious time (i could have worked on this site)noI was forced to wear formal attire. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. After complaining how hungry she was, and about the poor quality of the resteraunt, she walked out of the resteraunt, instructing the rest of us to "enjoy our meals". (Actually I just question them untill they spontaneously combust, I ask lots of questions) So, in conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury(that's you) I could not have possibly tortured "Mr. Owl" to death. What values, you say? It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. Do you care? It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? Ugh. Fire is free. Not only that, but It also displays the longest sentence used in the text and the number of characters and words in the sentences. Imagine reading a novel with a sentence that was 40 000 words long! I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. Pathetic, wasn't it? Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? Seeya. For all you know, you could be halucinating my entire site! You exploud. Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. Gambling is so much fun! But then, I'm meand you're you. So my goal changed from surviving to laughing evilly while my character died. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. A lot has happened. | 13.45 KB, JSON | You'd have to find the end, of course. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. Seeya! I need to find a topic. Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. is it the word be found in the 17th, and 18th letters? Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. Haha, oops. Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. If that happens, then no one will read this. Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! I think. I'm back. Awwwwisn't he cute? That's why I like fast-food salt. I hope not. It does all my Math for me. We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. This has been bothering me for a while. If I did, would I stop this? I'm back! Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. It's early. And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! *g8ggles* bye. I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. I'm leavin', for now. If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. This, of course would expand the market for such products. We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. I want SOME free time. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" I'll only say that it was the first game you could "talk" to and was the first (and only) N64 virtual pet. I admit it. | 13.63 KB, JSON | Oh, well. After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (thats me) is allowed to cause vague, pain like sensations while the offending person (or alien life form, dog, etc.) All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust., I got a sentence that was 5639 words long, i just looked it up so can can copy and paste it on my school chat for fun not to read, I just wanted to say, i really like cheese, andi thinki think my teacher is mad at me sry waitshes mad because i was asking my other teacher questions about work online hmmm.my teacher sure is a ##### ass feminist, i just wrote a sentence with 1,289 words so ha. 4 min ago that was recognised in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records was the longest ever written. Number Nine: Now it's just getting redundant, isn't it? Out loud. I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). Faulkners intimacy is not earnestness, it is the uncanny feeling of a raw encounter with a nerve center lighting up with information, all of it seemingly critically important. I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" Pretty cool, huh? I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! It hurt. I'll tell you. The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. I'm bored. Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! The number of characters in the longest word is also shown. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. *nods* I thought so. NO, wait. Or maybe you're just skimming. You'd have to be an absolute loser (or really bored) to come here. After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. Which is exactly what it gets. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. After all, look how long this text is. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. Subliminal messanging also explains the successes of certain fast-food resteraunts, and brand name items. PlusI gots oblimagationsobligaton.obligations to this site. Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. It's like this. (Next exciting commercial! Who would have thought I have this much free time? Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. And once again suprised. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? I'm going. So crazy it just might work! I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! Everything is fine. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. This morning, my Mom came home from work. She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. Robinson was sentenced in 1997 for the kidnapping and rape of a 12-year-old girl. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. When is it MYturn? How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. Say it. If you can sleep through a raging fire, close enough to set off the smoke detector, then you are definitly going to sleep through the smoke detector. aSk anybody. Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. Code 452 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paperclips (ME!!!) I'm not sure why. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. Please read our disclosure for more info. Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? "Purified" water. You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. Maybe they're here right now! He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! 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